lunalovebad:

-everyrosehasitsthorn:

wontbedenied:

xpoproxx:

-firstlady:

danger-skies:

-firstlady:

i lost my virginity to robert pattinson because i have issues.

Natalie, don’t hate me.

I murdered Nick Jonas because I love sugar.

Apparently my love for sugar means diabetics are not allowed to live.

you do bake an awful lot of cupcakes, should i be scared? 

(via shesgotaway)

I lost my virginity to Kevin Jonas because there’s a reason for everything. 

 Wait….I shaved the head of Miley Cyrus because I like bald people?

I wanna play battleship with Demi Lovato because I need a shave.

I love being touched by Robert Pattinson because it’s cool to do it.

no thank you i’d rather die

I cried a river to Joe Jones because it’s cool to do it.